neatpotatoes:

LMFAOOOO
xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

supreme-meatloaf:

when you and a friend successfully tell a lie you planned out  

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zaynftnaughtyboy:

goals: to not get too attached to a song on the 4th album until i know its on the set list

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assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

what-mom:

relationship goals

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missmirandaaraee:

"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"

good. stay the hell away from me.

diddlemydiddlies:

aaronthespiritbear:

Golf ball hitting steel at 150mph, recorded at 70 000fps

physics is so fucked up
classicdaisycalico:

thepyrobotsoul:

nutritionbeast:

This is what happens when a smoker quits. Pass it on.

This is so important

How does this not have more notes?! Seriously, take the time to read this because it could save a life. Or SEVERAL.
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stunningpicture:

Artist Turns Her Two Year Old’s Sketches Into Painting

naughty-chekov:

no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom

niallerls:

MY UNCLE ALWAYS TELLS ME NEVER LET SOMEONE TELL U UR FAVORITE BAND IS A “PHASE” BECAUSE HES LOVED THE SPICE GIRLS FOR 17 YEARS AND HE STILL DOES